2009
Fake Twitter Bios Part 1: The Webcocks
The Old School Sales Pitch:
“I do real estate. Good economy or bad, I buy it, paint it, flip it, and cash it. Big time, EVERY time. Now what can I do for YOU?”
The Modern Generic Webcock:
“Builder of shiny things, muse to many, and loving husband. I connect people to people who connect people with people who know people. Come be a people with MEople!”
The Affiliate Marketing Webcock:
“Work full time from home, spooning expired mayonnaise into easy-to-seal envelopes. You will get a check your first month!”
The Search Marketing Webcock:
“Need a Search Ninja? Visit www.ContactSearchNinjas.biz.co.ck for all your Search Ninja Needs. GUARANTEED Top 20 Placement on 8 Million Search Enginez in 24 hours or your money back!!! I’m cutting myself right now just to feel something — anything — or your money back! DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK or your money back! 24 hours! NINJA. Oh Christ, the blood!”
