Remiel

rafitorres:

I got this great idea for an nsSpace™, so I checked to see if the nsWebAddress™ was available. It was, so I set up an nsHosting™ with nsMail™, and since I wanted to do nsCommerceSpace™ on my nsSpace™, I also bought an nsProtect™. I love how the new Network Solutions made it all so easy to understand.

I’ve been meaning to make fun of this for months, but rafitorres just nailed it. The most ridiculous thing of all is that now half their site’s navigation items have little subtitles to explain all their ridiculous new names for everything.

Quoted examples of actual navigation items on the “new” NetworkSolutions.com:
- “nsWebAddress (Domains)”
- “nsProtectSecure (SSL Certificates)”
- “nsSpace (Build and define your own Web space)”