Remiel

Rapture. I have questions

I’m on a westbound plane during Rapture tomorrow. Will everyone ascend at the same time worldwide, or is it a “rolling Rapture”, dependent on time zones? 

If it’s everyone all at once, and my grades aren’t good enough, is the FAA smart enough to mandate that all co-pilots be heathens? It would be ironic if those post-9/11 safety doors ended up killing everyone whose flight crews ascend to the sky mid-flight.

On the other hand, if it is a “rolling Rapture”, and I don’t want to spend eternity surrounded by Mormons, so I jump on an Asia-bound flight the moment I land in CA, can I avoid it entirely?

Finally, if I do get taken up from the seat of my plane, does being 60,000 feet above the ground at least mean I’ll arrive in Heaven early enough to get first dibs on top bunk? I hope so.