Remiel

Phrases Uttered While Playing Mario Galaxy 2 That Are Also What She Said

“Maybe try it while crouching?”

“Use the pipe in the back.”

“All my progress has been lost.”

“Starship Mario can now advance!”

“Dammit, I was just trying to reposition myself.”

“You’re terrible. Learn to read the signs.”

“I haven’t been this confused since playing Mario Galaxy 1.”

“I need more coins.”

“Wait, that’s not Mario. That’s his brother.”

“If you drill all the way through, you’ll come out the other end.”

“A good butt stomp can work wonders.”

“I want a hot, jizz-soaked four-way with Yoshi, Princess Peach, and that thing that wears an egg for a diaper.”

Bonus! Phrase actually uttered by Bowser Jr.:
“I won’t need my dad’s help to finish you off! I got a big surprise for you!”