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May 7
2012   

Solitary Confinement Is Torture

Solitary confinement is torture.

First, an extreme case of an accidental, 4-day solitary confinement without water.

AP News via Gruber:

[As] the days dragged on, the terrifying realization set in that he was trapped. He had been forgotten in a 5-by-10-foot windowless room, hearing only the muffled sounds of voices and toilets flushing in the Drug Enforcement Administration facility in San Diego.

On the third day, he began to hallucinate. He urinated on a metal bench to be able to drink his urine. He stacked a blanket, his pants and shoes on the bench and tried to reach an overhead fire sprinkler, futilely swatting at it with his cuffed hands to set it off.

Then, the engineering student says he gave up and accepted death. He bit into his eyeglasses to break them. He says he used a shard of glass to carve “Sorry Mom” onto his arm so he could leave something for her.

Let’s concede right away this man’s experience was far worse than that of a “typical” solitary prisoner, who wouldn’t normally be denied things like water, food, toilet access, and certainty of release. (I mean, you know, unless you’re a “terror suspect”. Those guys hate puppies and eat babies!)

But ask yourself: would you rather spend 30 days in solitary or be whipped a dozen times? My bet is even if you think you prefer solitary, you’d change your mind after experiencing them both, and being able to compare: Wikipedia | Solitary Confinement: Criticism

Ironically, whipping prisoners is considered inhumane, while solitary confinement is tolerated as if it were just “grown-up time out”.

I think our bias stems from the vivid imagery. When we imagine being whipped, we imagine immense pain, streaks of blood, and screams of agony. We partly experience it ourselves. When we imagine solitary confinement, we see a person, alone in a quiet cell, waiting for release. For most of us, “intense loneliness” is the nearest related thing in our empathy portfolio. If imagining a whipping is like smelling strawberries without eating them, then imagining sustained, solitary confinement is like smelling a strawberry plant that won’t bear fruit for another month.

Since our imagination is better at conjuring up a brief experience of agony than it is at emulating the hour-by-hour, mounting horror of isolation, we choose to “spare” our prisoners the cruelty of the whip, so we can put them through a quiet hell that lets us sleep better.

Aug 4
2011   
Santa Barbara, CA

Santa Barbara, CA

Jun 15
2011   

Host a Red Square (AKA “Living Out of a Backpack Part 0”)

Want to host* a red square for a bit? And by that I mean: me, on your couch. You know, hosting-hosting. Not “hosting”.

I’ll write more about “perma-traveling” and working from a laptop, soon. Short version: it’s awesome.

For now, here are the bullets:

  • This is something of an experiment. It’s going great so far. I’ve spent the last few weeks at the kickass and amazing Colleen Wainwright’s place in LA.
  • I’ve spent the last few years turning this Twitter+Tumblr thing into something special. It lead to me quitting my job and making a living as a freelancer. It’s lead to amazing friendships with beautiful people, and my life has changed drastically. Who knew “posting stupid shit on the internet” could do all that?
  • Now I’m taking it to the next level. Instead of flying back “home” to Brooklyn next week (to be with the admittedly kickass and amazing @EffingBoring and @phylhrmnix)…
  • … I’m looking to keep bouncing around the west coast for a bit.

OK, but WHERE and WHEN?

  • Contact me.
  • Starting next week around 21-June. That’s just the beginning, though, in theory. More later.
  • Any or all of: California, Oregon, Washington, British Columbia…
  • … for now. Today the west coast. Tomorrow the world!
  • One week, two weeks, three weeks… whatever. I can always fly back to NYC if I need to or want to.

I mean, yeah, paying rent sucks. I hate it, too. What makes you special? Do you NEED a place, or just WANT a place? 

  • Want.

Can you provide anything in exchange?

  • I’m open to doing some occasional bartering for web design / strategy / “social media” reality checks / etc.
  • I could pay you money, but that would go against the grain of this whole freeloading hippie thing I’m doing.
  • I’ll do your dishes and entertain your family and pretend to like petting your cat.
  • Non-profit work extra-preferred on the bartering front.

How do I know you’re not insane / How do you know I’m not insane?

  • You don’t / I don’t. (Though I don’t much care.)
  • I’ll get a proper “perma-traveling” site up soon, post some “Facebook kissy face pictures”, and throw up a portfolio later when I’m between clients.
  • For now, it’s all on faith, baby. You could read my Twitter, but depending on who you are, that might help or hurt.
  • About me.

I think your idea is retarded and / or I don’t live on the west coast, but I love you and wish you well.

  • I love you too.

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Avoid refined sugar.

Jun 2
2011   
A Cosmopolitan Magazine cover parody… barely. By Remiel.
View full size on Flickr.
I’ve been sitting on this thing for almost a year because every time I return to it, I worry Cosmo’s already so absurd, it’s impossible to satirize them. Finally, I just decided to add some “FUCK”s to make it obvious, and call it done.

A Cosmopolitan Magazine cover parody… barely. By Remiel.

View full size on Flickr.

I’ve been sitting on this thing for almost a year because every time I return to it, I worry Cosmo’s already so absurd, it’s impossible to satirize them. Finally, I just decided to add some “FUCK”s to make it obvious, and call it done.

May 20
2011   

Rapture. I have questions

I’m on a westbound plane during Rapture tomorrow. Will everyone ascend at the same time worldwide, or is it a “rolling Rapture”, dependent on time zones? 

If it’s everyone all at once, and my grades aren’t good enough, is the FAA smart enough to mandate that all co-pilots be heathens? It would be ironic if those post-9/11 safety doors ended up killing everyone whose flight crews ascend to the sky mid-flight.

On the other hand, if it is a “rolling Rapture”, and I don’t want to spend eternity surrounded by Mormons, so I jump on an Asia-bound flight the moment I land in CA, can I avoid it entirely?

Finally, if I do get taken up from the seat of my plane, does being 60,000 feet above the ground at least mean I’ll arrive in Heaven early enough to get first dibs on top bunk? I hope so.

May 5
2011   
Futurama + Dungeons & Dragons.View FULL SIZE on Flickr
By Remiel
I’m just going to go ahead and order business cards that say “Dork” on them.
Update. Thanks to @arepty for pointing out that Zoidberg has a full name.

Futurama + Dungeons & Dragons.
View FULL SIZE on Flickr

By Remiel

I’m just going to go ahead and order business cards that say “Dork” on them.

Update. Thanks to @arepty for pointing out that Zoidberg has a full name.

Apr 27
2011   

Raging Bull

Most American films are written, directed, produced by, and star: men. They are intended for men, and explore male values. Even “women’s” films are merely targeted at a demographic… still made by men; made to make money.

All of this must be ignored when watching Raging Bull. Yes, you’ve seen this before: the unlikely boxing underdog struggling against the odds. You’ve seen Robert De Niro be the taciturn tough guy. You’ve seen Italian husbands yell at their Italian wives. You’ve seen “boxing movies” and, for that matter, “sports movies”.

But you must forget all that when watching Raging Bull. Cleanse your palette and take this movie in with fresh eyes. 

Foremost, Raging Bull is about masculinity. It’s not a celebration of masculinity (like most Hollywood films), nor a complete indictment of it. De Niro and Scorsese (who went uncredited as co-writers), labored obsessively over the character of boxer Jake LaMotta, and it shows.

LaMotta embodies every male contradiction in the book: strong but abusive, committed but unfaithful, ambitious but paranoid. Cocky, but deeply insecure. Since the insecurity is what fuels those contradictions (in all of us, arguably), it is that flaw which functions as the lynchpin of the narrative. LaMotta can never be happy, and never be wise, because he will always hate himself more than he loves his achievements.

Filmed up close, in black and white, with little spectacle (aside from the crushing boxing scenes), the movie is just as important today as it was in 1980. Like its protagonist, it’s hard to like at times (LaMotta’s no Rocky, and that’s the point), but it is riveting, painful, and beautiful.